Why Cheez Whiz Deserves Your Respect (2024)

As a former Philadelphian, I hear more than a fair share of hate against my beloved Cheez Whiz. "Ugh, the stuff they put on cheesesteaks?" people gasp. "Gross! Cheese from a can?"

But I refuse to be ashamed of my love and respect for this processed cheese product. Even though I'm also a cheese nerd who can talk for hours about the virtues of Bayley Hazen Blue, I can still appreciate the virtues of Cheez Whiz. Because Cheez Whiz is not just an inferior substitute for honest melted cheese. It's not a convenient stand-in for homemade cheese sauce. Like other food products created through American ingenuity, Cheez Whiz is its own special snowflake, and I'm here, unashamed, to tell you why.

It doesn't come in an aerosol can

Cheez Whiz is often confused with Easy Cheese, the processed cheese spread you spray out of a can. Sure, both types of processed cheese product probably have the same gang of industrial ingredients. But when Cheez Whiz is heated, it transforms into a rich, umami-packed topping for steak sandwiches, burgers, French fries, and nachos. By contrast, Easy Cheese is cheese at the push of a button, and that's just too, well, easy.

If you're a fan of pimento cheese, then you'll probably like Cheez Whiz

If you like the taste of that Southern favorite, pimento cheese, you might find yourself enjoying Cheez Whiz, too. Sure, pimento cheese is far more flavorful, but Cheez Whiz has a similar, well-seasoned cheddar cheese essence. One caveat: While pimento cheese is ideal as a room-temperature spread, Whiz can only reach its pinnacle when melted into a silky sauce. So definitely don't spread it on bread.

American ingenuity at work

Even when it solidifies, it has a purpose

When melted and poured over hot French fries per Philadelphia tradition, Cheez Whiz is a far more satisfying topping than melted mozzarella (and much easier to love than cheese curds and gravy). And as it cools, it forms a shellac-like coating that makes it much easier to grab a bunch of fries instead of just one. Yes. Cheez Whiz will help you consume more French fries. If that's something you've been having a problem with.

Cheez Whiz will make kids eat vegetables

As a kid, my sister was notoriously finicky. But almost every day, she'd carry the jar of Cheez Whiz from the fridge to the microwave, heating it up to use as a dipping sauce for steamed broccoli. Without anyone telling her to. Other things Cheez Whiz will help you eat more of: Macaroni and cheese (just stir a dollop into your cheese sauce before adding the pasta); shepherd's pie (fold a few spoonfuls into the mashed-potato topping); warm cheese dip (be sure to bake the dip after mixing in the Whiz).

It's better than Swiss on a cheesesteak, darnit

If you're going to indulge in a cheesesteak, do it right. Order it "Whiz wit" and enjoy it topped with Cheez Whiz and fried onions. Only a silky, neon-orange cheese sauce can complement the beefy brawn of this sandwich. If you try to swap in Swiss cheese instead, you may just ruin your chances of becoming the leader of the free world.

Why Cheez Whiz Deserves Your Respect (2024)

FAQs

Why Cheez Whiz Deserves Your Respect? ›

When melted and poured over hot French fries per Philadelphia tradition, Cheez Whiz is a far more satisfying topping than melted mozzarella (and much easier to love than cheese curds and gravy). And as it cools, it forms a shellac-like coating that makes it much easier to grab a bunch of fries instead of just one.

Is Cheese Whiz any good for you? ›

Sadly, the answer is no. A spokesperson for Kraft Heinz, owner of Cheez Whiz, declined to comment on the product's CLA levels. But health experts say just because the product is high in CLA doesn't mean Cheez Whiz should be considered healthy.

What is the meaning of Cheez Whiz? ›

From Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English Cheez Whiz /ˌtʃiːz ˈwɪz/ trademark a type of soft processed cheese that comes in an aerosol can, which is sold in the US.

What was cheese whiz invented for? ›

While it is seemingly American by nature, the gooey goodness that is Cheese Whiz was first invented for the British market to substitute melted cheddar cheese on a piece of toast, called the Welsh Rarebit.

Why do vets use cheese whiz? ›

When cats or dogs come in feeling anxious, a line of Cheez Whiz provides an easy and tasty distraction from whatever procedure is going on. It even helps with simple nail clipping, which can cause anxiety in a lot of dogs and cats. "The thing with Cheez Whiz is it's a good mood changer for dogs and cats," Garrett said.

Does cheese whiz actually go bad? ›

Smell is the easiest way to know if Cheez Whiz has gone bad. If it carries an unpleasant, sour smell, it's time to throw it out. Aside from smell, if you see mold or discoloration (like darkening or lightening), or if the texture has become oddly watery or lumpy, the Cheez Whiz is spoiled and should be discarded.

What do people use Cheez Whiz for? ›

But when Cheez Whiz is heated, it transforms into a rich, umami-packed topping for steak sandwiches, burgers, French fries, and nachos. By contrast, Easy Cheese is cheese at the push of a button, and that's just too, well, easy.

What does Cheez mean in slang? ›

Cheeze is an alternative spelling of cheese, sometimes used as a slang term for money. Cheeze is also commonly used for vegan cheese.

What is whiz slang for? ›

informal. a person who is extremely skilful at some activity.

Does whiz mean smart? ›

informal approving. a person with a very high level of skill or knowledge in a particular subject: a computer whiz.

Is Cheez Whiz plastic? ›

No, there's no plastic. But there are emulsifiers that bind the cheese's components tightly and do not lose their hold with a sudden increase in temperature. They do, however, let go with prolonged heating at a lower temperature.

How much real cheese is in cheese whiz? ›

Velveeta went from Cheese to Product over the years. It has no cheese. Cheese Whiz is 'Cheese Food' which is required to have 51% cheese.

Is Cheez Whiz used for Philly cheesesteak? ›

Experience the ultimate Philly Cheesesteak with this classic recipe featuring thinly sliced ribeye, melted Cheez Whiz, and grilled peppers and onions.

Is cheese whiz healthy? ›

Yes, Cheez Wiz is bad for your health. It is processed liquid “cheese” full of chemicals and salt. What are you using it for? If you are putting it on crackers for a snack, it would be better to just use thin slices of real cheese, like Havarti or Gouda.

Can a dog eat cheese whiz? ›

Veterinarian Patricia Cooper, who is working with Robertson on the project, said Cheez Whiz wouldn't be harmful to the dogs — given in moderation. In her practice she said she's seen pet owners slip nutritional supplements into cheese, peanut butter or cream cheese.

Is Cheez Whiz ok for cats? ›

W..e…l…l.. , in MODERATION as an occasional treat (perhaps a “coating” of “Cheez Whiz” fed from your finger-tip or a couple of morsels of regular cat-food kibbles “dunked” into it on a bi-daily basis or less), should not impart a serious health risk to your cat.

Is Velveeta the same as cheese whiz? ›

The best substitute for Velveeta is another processed cheese product, such as American cheese or Cheez Whiz. Since Velveeta isn't actually cheese, substituting in real cheese will not guarantee the same results — part of Velveeta's processed charm is its fluid texture and ability to melt easily.

Is Cheez Whiz high in cholesterol? ›

KRAFT CHEEZ WHIZ Pasteurized Process Cheese Sauce contains 4.3 g of saturated fat and 25 mg of cholesterol per serving.

Is cheese whiz bad for gout? ›

Dairy products, such as milk, cheese, and yogurt, are low in purines, and they are a good fit for a diet to manage or prevent gout. They are good protein alternatives to meat, and reduced-fat dairy products are lower in saturated fat than full-fat ones.

Is there milk in cheese whiz? ›

Whey, Milk, Canola Oil, Maltodextrin, Milk Protein Concentrate, Sodium Phosphate, Contains Less than 2% of Whey Protein Concentrate, Modified Food Starch, Salt Lactic Acid, Mustard Flour, Sodium Alginate, Worcestershire Sauce (Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Water, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Spices [ ...

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